Recipe for A Masterpiece
Updated: Feb 3, 2019
2 pounds of ground knowledge
5 cups of fresh ideas, minced
3 1/2 cups of organic curiosity, diced
4 cups of energy powder
4 1/2 cups of drama sauce
2 ounces of frozen memories
1 ounce of canned uncertainty
12 cage-free questions
1 1/2 tablespoon of irony oil
2 teaspoons of judgment leaves
1 teaspoon of dried skepticism
2 pieces of pride, cut into cubes
2 1/2 cups of concentrated liquid talent
3 cups of shredded confidence
2 cups of pure modesty, chopped
Freshly ground beauty and common sense to taste
Preheat oven to 350 degrees of pressure.
Combine the ground knowledge, fresh ideas, organic curiosity and one cup of the energy powder in large bowl and set aside. Whisk questions in a small bowl, until answers start to become frothy. Grind the dried skepticism with the judgment leaves and sprinkle over the cubes of pride. Heat half tablespoon of the irony oil in saucepan over medium heat. Add the pride and sauté for five minutes. Add a dab of common sense to taste. Slowly combine the canned uncertainty and drama sauce, bring to a boil, then cover, reduced the heat to low and let it simmer for ten minutes.
Meanwhile wash and drain all the memories. Add it to the ground knowledge, ideas and curiosity mixture. On a table, evenly coat a large area with the energy powder, take the knowledge mixture and place it on top, make a small opening on the center and pour in the whisked questions. Gently massage the mixture with your hands, until it becomes firm. Add a dab of common sense to taste. Shape it into equal palm-sized balls. On a skillet, heat the rest of the irony oil and brown the knowledge balls on all sides for about eight minutes. Transfer them to the saucepan with the pride, uncertainty and drama sauce.
Drizzle the liquid talent and bring it to a boil. Add fleshly ground beauty to taste.
Cover the pan and place it in the oven for one hour and twenty-five minutes. Remove from oven and sprinkle the shredded confidence evenly on top. Set the oven to a broil and watch the confidence melt and slightly burn.
Remove and let it rest for five minutes. Garnish it with modesty and serve.